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When it comes to sex, single mums have got it going on – and it’s got nothing to do with gratitude.
1. Body confidence
When you’ve pushed a human being out of your vagina, suddenly something like a 3-inch stretch mark carries less significance. Trust me on this one, you don’t want more detail.
2. Appreciation
There’s nothing like Peppa Pig on loop for the last 36 months and daily conversations about the pros and cons of a roller-skating disco party to encourage gentle enquiries about the availability of beds at your local mental health hospital. If you want your date to cry with joy for just leaving the house, date a single mum – thankful for a parking ticket if it means they can have a conversation with another adult about something other than Disneyland, can you imagine what they’re like in the sack.
3. Hot sex and lots of it Your date gets out once a month and has a babysitter until 10.30pm. Cinema? Art gallery? Walk along the Thames? LOL.
4. No small talk And if she’s lucky enough to have a free evening, not only will you get the reverse cowgirl instead of a stroll through Richmond park but you’ll also get the pleasure of some serious zeds after. If you think you’ve mastered the art of dozing off after a shag, try three nights of unbroken sleep in the last four years. Let the snooze off begin.
5. Condoms If there is one thing guaranteed to make a woman stringent about birth control, it’s solo child rearing. The only unexpected surprise she wants from you is the ability to get it up again 10 minutes after your last orgasm.
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